Mourinho Back to Chelsea?

If I had one rule for this blog, it'd be to never post on/believe anything written in The Sun. Oh well.

Mourinho's record: 3 years, 2 league titles, 3 domestic cups, never lost a game at home (in the league).

I can't imagine why we'd want to bring Jose back....

He also came out today and proclaimed Avram Grant a loser. I swear, he may be the coolest man alive. Called Arsene Wenger a voyeur, claimed Sir Alex Ferguson had "divorced himself from reality," once correctly guessed Barcelona's team sheet (as well as proclaiming his own) for a Champions League quarterfinal at the Nou Camp. Why wouldn't you want this as your manager?

Incidentally, he's not coming back. Look for Rijkard, Ladrup or Svennis as your next Chelsea manager.